broccloi:

today we had a lock down drill and one kid in my class said “these are so stupid if someone really wanted to kill us they would pull the fire alarm so we would all leave the building in a big crowd and then they could just shoot us all” not sure if he is very smart or very dangerous

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plasticbagvevo:

nootdoot:

lorddarkfetus:

d0nn0:

nyooms:

fuck

her

right

in

the heart :)

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hate:

i’m like 102% tired

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charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

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bootyguarcl:

  • Boil water
  • Pour boiling water over them

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vvankinq:

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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